1. I’m an English American. 2. I’m a mathematician who can’t add up. 3. I’m a writer who can’t spell. 4. I’m a Catholic Protestant. 5. I’m scared of fire. 6. I’m scared of moths. 7. I love dogs. 8. I love my family. 9. I used to get paid to break things, and 10. I’d like to get paid for writing. The Honest Scrap Award is meant to go to someone whose blog content or design is “brilliant,” so I’m not sure how I won it, but thank you S.W.Vaughn of Murder by 4 for the encouragement and undeserved honor. The rules are, 1. You write an article accepting the award with a link back to the giver (see above), a list of the rules (see here), and a copy of the award image (see above). 2. You add links to at least five other blogs that you consider “brilliant,” (see below) and add comments on said blogs, warning the owners that you’re sending innocent victims their way, and asking them to accept the award. And 3. You list ten honest things about yourself (also above). Pat Bertram certainly deserv...